Husband for sale

A new, special kind of store just opened up in a Manhatten shopping center. This store sells husbands, yes that’s right - women can browse men from floors of choices.

Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes… a nifty setup - with a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor but if you go up, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. Interesting, right?

So a young woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. “Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. “Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. “Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 7,548,652 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor only exists as proof that women are impossible to please.

Pretty good joke

Oh crap I did the wrong rating, so sorry

so true m8, so true :-P

I think i'd find it funnier if i were a man.

Anyway, i would have stuck with floor 5. xD

ye w.e

Yeah actually.

I'm a romantic

I've heard that the Commission for Equal Rights of the city of NY required from the same firm a similar shop for men.
So, just in front of the shop you mentioned, the same firm opened the version for men, after a huge advertisement campaign.
Yes, I am talking of a shop where you can buy wifes. 6 floors of choice (including, they say, a special offers for geeks and people who spend too much time in front of a computer) with inceasing features.

A friend of mine named Phil, intrigued by the advertising campaign, booked a flight to the Big Apple to have a look and is now back.

At the first floor the label reads: "women who love sex".
Well, Phil told me, this was quite appealing to me. I could actually not think of something else...so I was very keen to see what came after, even if my mouth watered in anticipation.

At the second floor the label reads: "women who don't speak too much"
Phil said that this went well beyond his imagination, so he decided to rush back to London, collect his savings and invest them in a wife from the second floor.

I've read that the floors above the second are empty: like Phil, no customer could be found who desired to go further.

PS: read the text above with a smile...forgetting for once that the market of wives is a sad reality.

PPS: I've heard the second part of this joke from a bird who had read "men come from Mars, women from Venus" ;-)

hahaha that's the best i've heard in a while doc!