Should I wake you up?

Subject: Should I wake you up? Sat May 10, 2008 6:03 pm

For those who don't know how to play, I'll do an example...

Person 1: Its 4am and your favorite actor was just hit by a car, should i wake you up?
Person 2: Heck no... 4am is too early...

Person two then asks a question if you understand me.

Ok, i'll start:

A box of spiders was just dumped in your livingroom and they are headed for your bedroom. Should I wake you up?

Guest

heck no....i love insects i study them....a hot chick knocks on ur doors and sweetly calls ur name....should i wake you up?

Subject: Re: Should I wake you up? Sun May 11, 2008 5:53 am

Er no, because i don't bat for that team.

Your house is under fire from the Government, they believe you are holding the most wanted criminal. Should i wake you up?

Subject: Re: Should I wake you up? Sun May 11, 2008 6:47 am

hell no...
I am not living in a house but in a boat so I think they got my wrong homenumber ^^

hope it is the neighbours house ^^

Tv is under discussion and people got 1 hour to vote if tv should be aloud in the future or banned like some ogame players......

should I wake you up so you could vote?

Subject: Re: Should I wake you up? Sun May 11, 2008 11:17 am

HELL YES!!!

I need my porno-tube!! lol

Big Breasted Viking men come running down the road looking for "meat" tearing the town apart as they go, you are the local butcher should I wake you up?

Subject: Re: Should I wake you up? Sun May 11, 2008 12:16 pm

hell yes! Those bastards wont get a piece of my ass.
*phones Evil and asks for and ACS defence of the butchery!

You are having a heated dream about you & 6 naked opposite sex models in a jacuzzi, but a hostile fleet is headed for your planet and you haven't fleetsaved...

Do I wake you?

Subject: Re: Should I wake you up? Sun May 11, 2008 12:25 pm

NO!! ACS defend me! and then join the orgy!

If you have a jar of honey in your tent with you and a wild bear is running towards you... Should I wake you?

Subject: Re: Should I wake you up? Mon May 12, 2008 4:02 am

HELL NO!

let the bear steel the honey I just play death lol
seems like I care more about my life the the honey jar
because if you play death the bear leaves you alone most of the time ^^

Seems like the world turnes into panic while youre asleep because the oil
is depleted the dollar collapse and becomes worthless and people turn into
real life raiders and that all in a night....

Do I wake you up?

Subject: Re: Should I wake you up? Mon May 12, 2008 9:18 am

NO WAYS!
I live in South Africa and that shit means nothing to me!

let's check your sex ed...
The person that you had a one night stand with last night is about to give you a Cleaveland Steamer and duck, do I wake you?

Guest

hell no....i only have one-night stands not two-night stands =D

Ur mum is bringing a fat, ugly & nose-digging 35 yr old and she wants u to marry her...should i wake u up?

Subject: Re: Should I wake you up? Mon May 12, 2008 9:38 am

LOL, where'd u get 2 night stand from?

Subject: Re: Should I wake you up? Mon May 12, 2008 3:19 pm

No need I heard my mum talking to herself bout it yesterday so I didn't come back.

Its 3am. an obscure small country are impressed with ur ogame skills and want to make u their dictator but the plane to ur inaguration leaves in thirty minutes should I wake u?

Subject: Re: Should I wake you up? Sat May 17, 2008 7:46 pm

Nah... I'll wait for a bigger country.

Your the winner of your local lottery but you must call in with in the next hour to win a $100,000.00 dollars.

Should I wake you up... or just call in and say i'm you?

Subject: Re: Should I wake you up? Sun May 18, 2008 8:04 am

Call and say your me. Mind you, you'll have to put on a female voice. I'll split the prize.

Your house is about to be demolished, with you inside as it is built on an area entirely for racoon's, should i wake you?

Subject: Re: Should I wake you up? Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:09 pm

No let me sleep...I live on the water and I dont think raccoons can swim all the time Laughing

So I ques you have read the paper wrong and its probably youre house going down to
make place for nature and some raccoons drunken

An airborn virus seems to wipe out all humans except you overnight....
Should god wake you up or let you sleep in for good?
scratch

Subject: Re: Should I wake you up? Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:40 pm

let me sleep, let the zombies wake me, i like surprises.

Theres a meteror on the way, and its headed for ur pimped out ride, should i wake u up?

Subject: Re: Should I wake you up? Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:57 pm

Nah do u know how much money people pay for meterors? I could fix my car and buy a few more I bet.

The network that hosts Doctor Who is about to cancel it unless u wake up and commit to the petition should I wake u?

Subject: Re: Should I wake you up? Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:22 pm

No thx let me sleep.....Who the **** is doctor Who?
never seen it doubt I ever will Laughing

Finally something nice happened.I got a call from travel agency that they got
a lot of free flighttickets for a lastminute vacation to Crete and Malta.Only condition is I got to call as much people as possible in 20 minutes and they got to be on the neirby airfield in their surroundings in 1 hour ...

Do I wake you up for this free 5* 3 weeks lastminute?

Subject: Re: Should I wake you up? Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:09 am

Yes please, always wanted to go to Malta Smile

At three A.M. your local time the Y2K ver. 2 Bug will strike your computer and all ur consoles which erase all your saved games unless u wake up and play all ur gaming consoles at once, should I wake or watch u cry the next time u log on?