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Talon
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Xfire Username : talonza
Location : South Africa
Registration date : 2008-03-11
 |  Subject: A Chinese Wiseman Once Said  Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:10 pm | |
| Man who walks through airport doors sideways, is going to Bangkok! There are many others, please feel free to contribute  | |
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The Doctor
Amazing Posting Junky
Number of posts : 250
Registration date : 2007-12-27
| | Subject: Re: A Chinese Wiseman Once Said Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:33 pm | |
| War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
^^ kind of is one, and was penned by the inventor of the atomic bomb if i remember...?
something like that xD | |
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dekara
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Number of posts : 147
Age : 43
Xfire Username : dekara
Location : the Netherlands
Registration date : 2007-12-28
| | Subject: Re: A Chinese Wiseman Once Said Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:13 pm | |
| "You make the right decision or you make the decision right"  | |
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Hyotoshi
Forum Posting Mini-God
Number of posts : 514
Xfire Username : hyotoshi
Location : where ever there is tea
Registration date : 2007-12-28
| | Subject: Re: A Chinese Wiseman Once Said Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:09 am | |
| You chase two hares you will get neither... | |
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buzzo9neo
High Council Man
Number of posts : 775
Age : 35
Xfire Username : buzzo9neo
Location : wishing jake would stop changing this But I love Changing it Buzzboy! I <3 YOU! i unh u to jakems
Registration date : 2008-03-10
| | Subject: Re: A Chinese Wiseman Once Said Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:11 am | |
| man who stands on toilet is high on pot | |
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EvilAcrid
Regular poster
Number of posts : 71
Age : 36
Xfire Username : EvilAcrid
Location : stalking you
Registration date : 2008-03-09
| | Subject: Re: A Chinese Wiseman Once Said Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:26 am | |
| - buzzo9neo wrote:
- man who stands on toilet is high on pot
You wouldn't happen to have a certain person in mind when you wrote that, now would you Charlos | |
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bo33a
High Council Man
Number of posts : 565
Age : 32
Xfire Username : nt gt 1
Location : if i tld u i would then have to kill u
Registration date : 2007-12-30
| | Subject: Re: A Chinese Wiseman Once Said Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:21 am | |
| man who walks around with hands in pockets, feels cocky all day | |
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Talon
Above-Average Poster
Number of posts : 125
Age : 42
Xfire Username : talonza
Location : South Africa
Registration date : 2008-03-11
| | Subject: Re: A Chinese Wiseman Once Said Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:51 am | |
| Virginity is like bubble, one prick and all gone | |
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Talon
Above-Average Poster
Number of posts : 125
Age : 42
Xfire Username : talonza
Location : South Africa
Registration date : 2008-03-11
| | Subject: Re: A Chinese Wiseman Once Said Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:53 am | |
| Ahhhh man, Check this that I found:
Man who run in front of car get tired
Man who run behind car get exhausted
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man with one chopstick go hungry
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it
Man who drive like hell bound to get there
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs
Man who farts in church sits in own pew
Crowded elevator smells different to midget | |
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Talon
Above-Average Poster
Number of posts : 125
Age : 42
Xfire Username : talonza
Location : South Africa
Registration date : 2008-03-11
| | Subject: Re: A Chinese Wiseman Once Said Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:54 am | |
| Man who sleep with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger | |
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Talon
Above-Average Poster
Number of posts : 125
Age : 42
Xfire Username : talonza
Location : South Africa
Registration date : 2008-03-11
| | Subject: Re: A Chinese Wiseman Once Said Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:01 am | |
| Man who talk shit, eat his own words | |
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bo33a
High Council Man
Number of posts : 565
Age : 32
Xfire Username : nt gt 1
Location : if i tld u i would then have to kill u
Registration date : 2007-12-30
| | Subject: Re: A Chinese Wiseman Once Said Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:46 am | |
| u cheated!
tht big list u sent i had in an email i was reading mine off it i jst 4gt 2 send da rest =\ | |
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Talon
Above-Average Poster
Number of posts : 125
Age : 42
Xfire Username : talonza
Location : South Africa
Registration date : 2008-03-11
| | Subject: Re: A Chinese Wiseman Once Said Tue Jul 08, 2008 1:24 pm | |
| LOL, I love them
That list I got off a website, but there are plenty...
The single ones I wrote are ones I have used in the past... | |
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bo33a
High Council Man
Number of posts : 565
Age : 32
Xfire Username : nt gt 1
Location : if i tld u i would then have to kill u
Registration date : 2007-12-30
| | Subject: Re: A Chinese Wiseman Once Said Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:07 am | |
| :-P i've heard most o dem bt some are new :-P | |
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